OG Armada Phrases And Definitions

For every session or stream we at ObnoxiousGamer do, numerous terms and phrases will be used. This is a dictionary of our terms.

  • OG Armada- The unit that consists of CrewShadow, Blacktrooper, Siege, Drizzle, GrimShadow and Carlo. Any other players who play may be part of the Armada, but are not full-time members
  • Evil Jew Magic(EJM)- This is the process in which CrewShadow does the impossible, and quite frequently. Anytime something happens that shouldn’t, it is a product of Evil Jew Magic.
  • Chris Brown- The process in which a player mindlessly and uncontrollably dances around an enemy. This may or may not consist of wall-sliding, jumping behind the chasing player and evading the player with intentions to destroy his soul.
  • Bust A Load- When a player wastes his sawed-off shotgun round without connecting, and has a five-second wait to reload his gun and have a chance to redeem his mistake
  • Rotunda- A portion in the back of the map “Rust Lung” where chaos occurs near the frag grenades. This is the prime control spot
  • Gazeber-  The portions on the lower side of the map “Sandbar” where scared players will hide and delay their inevitable death. Also the lowest portion of the map and the location of one of the power pistols
  • Jizzm- The derogatory name given to Drizzle. Yes, we know what it means. No, we don’t care
  • Pro-Kid- A player who uses horrible, cheesy tactics and tries was too hard at the game. Can also be: someone who uses a retro lancer abusively, a sawed-off shotgun
  • Mordor- Not only the evil place in LOTR, but the weapon of doom that launches a giant boulder. CrewShadow aims these from the hip. Only real men do that….with emoticons.
  • Laser Beamz- The One-Shot sniper rifle. May also be ignorantly yelled out by Siege when he has nothing better to say (which is quite frequent)
  • Whamp- When a player is blindsided or eviscerated without his own knowledge, he is whamped.
  • Romo- When a player shovel-throws or any other variety of ignorant grenade throws. If it is not yelled out, then the kill does not count. Abide by the rules, bitches.
  • Chocolate Hole- The place where an OG team member does not want to be contacted but will gladly contact an enemy. For a more vivid description, google “rape”
  • Aint Ever Scared- The process of blindly running into a situation where fearless nature is exploited. Or….you are host. Because, you know that happens sometimes
  • Eating His Lunch- When a player thinks he has you beaten, and you school him so bad you bully him. So, you take his lunch
  • In The Numbers- This is when the boomshot is placed not on the floor, utilizing the splash damage but is planted firmly in the torso of one player, like any good quarterback is taught to do.
  • Chest Pass- Pick up the digger – someone rushes you – CHEST PASS! When the digger chews up the enemies insides, and you are treated to a nice flesh explosion like a Meji pinata.
  • Making It Rain- When the mortars doomfire is released from the heavens and obliterates enemies. It is like the Lil’ Wayne song – but forty times better.
  • Lil Baby Jesus(LBJ)- The deity that most of the OG team prays to in the event of failure, success or the attempt to kill four people at once.
  • Touchdown- When a boomshot pass is complete to an unwilling receiver, from a respectable distance. We could just call this the Hail Mary – but we are OG, not “Whatever that shit is called already”
  • Boom Boom No Pants- The lovable name for the Boomshot. Why call it this? You shoot. It hits. Boom Boom, explosion, No Pants. No torso, head or legs either. Go figure.
  • Holocaust- When the flamethrower is utilized correctly by CrewShadow aka “The Jew” to pay redemption forward a la Inglorious Basterds, but less douchey and with no Quentin Tarrantino.
  • CrewShadow’s Theme Song- Just view this. http://www.twitch.tv/og_tv/b/328075269
  • Mejican- What we refer to Drizzle, GrimShadow and anyone else doing, you know, Meji stuff
  • Coming In Hot- While in a vehicle, advancing on the objective with speed and possibly payload and heavy firepower.
  • Capt. Morgan- The top of the curb-stomp, where your leg is up like the Captain. Popular style of Gears of War 1 curbstomp until they ignorantly patched it. Jerks.
  • Shame Em’- The point in a game when the enemies just have to know who is the boss. Utilizes either the “arm-rip” execution or the “skull-punch” execution and can be done on either the final enemy, or whoever the hell you feel like doing it to.
  • MarshMellows- Due to a bad host, you may not connect to the server well and have effective bullets, thus meriting “shooting marshmellows”. While popular in GOW1, is still prevalent to this day and is one of the most frustrating situations, which normally leads to massive chainsaw-fests.
  • B Button- A player who is habitually scared and unskilled, so as opposed to shooting their gun with bullets that kill you, intends to beat you to death. However, utilizing the shotgun as a giant bat in this purpose is acceptable if you are on the verge of being rushed.
  • Come At Me Bro- Challenging a weaker player to show you he is more gangsta than you. Rarely occurs, but doesn’t matter. They have to believe you are tough – and then you can proceed to shame them when you win because you are awesome.
  • Ham Ham – The slang name for the Hammer Of Dawn. Don’t ask any other questions, you jerks.